Soviet Joke

Stalin, Khrushev and Brezhnev are on a train...

The train stops for no obvious reason and after 10 minutes Stalin stands up and gives an order "shoot the driver"

The train still does not move and another ten minutes pass before Khrushev stands up and gives an order "rehabilitate the driver"

The train still does not move and after a further 10 minutes Brezhnev stands up and gives an order "everyone close the blinds on the windows and pretend the train is moving"



I promise this will be my last intellectual / non funny joke on the blog.